War Rations

as we all know, an army (even a blogarmy) marches on it's stomach. being a chef, i thought i might provide a recipe.

English Crumpet Muncher

3 tbsp Gizoogle
1 package Girls big tit
1 tsp Free big tit sites
1/2 cup Paris Hilton's cell phone number
4 tbsp Jaime Lynn Spears naked
1/2 tsp Strip Clubs in Ohio with Midget Strippers
1 1/2 cups the niggas at DFNCTSC
1 thong

if you want the real recipe, or just want to know what the f@%k a crumpet is, go here.

if not, don't!

that's all for now!