Headlines!

Giants' bats unload on Padres

Padres covered with bat guano

Calif. Attorney General Won't Run For Gov.

Because He Is A Girlie-Man

"Star" Fakes It for Brad, Angelina

Angelina Fakes It Just For Brad

Fat At 40? Dementia May Follow

Called "Mad Cow Disease"

Birds May Be Behind Exploding German Toads

Explains Strange Phenomena Of Toad-Gut Covered Birds

Woodpecker brought back from the dead after 61 years

New Woody cartoons expected

Liver May Be Prime Source of Good Cholesterol

Yet One More Reason Why Kids Love The Stuff

Greek island declares war on wild rabbits

General Fudd to lead Greek forces


well, that's all the funny i can come up with tonight.

see y'all tomorrow!