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Monday, April 11, 2005

In The News....The Sequel

Cookie Monster caves

Elmo is now Don of Sesame Street

Good Looks May Mean Better Pay

Especially If You Are A Prostitute

Pandas at San Diego Zoo Successfully Mate

Male Panda Found Enzyte Website, Female Panda Couldn't Be Happier

A Late Bailout For Rover

Fido Not So Lucky, Was Gassed

Survey: Gas Prices Soaring

Gee, Thanks, Survey! I'd Have Never Noticed If You Hadn't Pointed It Out

well, it was a slow news day, at least for finding good material.

please check back tomorrow! i'll do my best to scour the headlines for more funny stuff.

that's all, folks!