More Headline Funny

FBI BELIEVES BOBBI PARKER WAS CONTROLLED BY DIAL

SOAP MANUFACTURER REMAINS SILENT

Schwartzenegger backs down

Says...."I Shall Return"

Fly brains manipulated by remote control

Made to say things like "Bush stole the election!" and "No Blood For Oil!"

Against Camilla: Why should she get to be queen?

Tens of thousands of gay men believe that they are more qualified

I saw Jacko abusing Jordy

But I kept quiet till Jacko couldn't afford to pay the hush money anymore

Qwest looks to sweeten pot again

Unfortunately, once again, most stoners prefer non-sweetened pot

Silicone breast implants may rupture: US FDA

Especially when squeezed by a rowdy boobie-bar patron yelling "HONK! HONK!"

Silicon Insider: The Persistance Of Memory

I Just Can't Stop Thinking About How Big Her Boobies Were!

Experts: Fossil Apparantly Human Ancestor

Ted Kennedy's DNA test results made public

Roach Spray Explodes, Blows Up Eatery

Bush Blamed, Roaches Declare Jihad


ok, i feel a little better now. humor can't quite make up for your team losing to the Dodgers, but it sure helps.

that's all for now!