Errant Flight Prompts Capital Evacuations
Everyone In Capital Crapped Their Pants
Gates outlines his vision for Windows Mobile
Wants to make it even cooler than the Weiner Mobile
Japanese hostage may have died from wounds
Wounds certainly didn't help his chances of survival
Scientists develop robot capable of replicating itself
Cyberdyne is born...robot says "I'll be back"
Battle of the titans, Round 2
First round was just a "Clash"
Europe falls for third straight day
Is wondering when it will finally hit ground
The Rolling Stones announce new tour
Of prospective nursing homes
Salma Hayek enjoying Cannes jury duty
Hmmph. at least someone likes it.
Arena obesity drug yields good data
Scrawny Arena Football players happy to bulk up without steroids
34 Bases on Worst Toxic Waste Sites List
Hmmm....No Mention of Area 51...
Perez to Replace Carp as Kodak CEO
phin is upset, vows revenge
Iran to announce resuming nuclear fuel work
Iran is just itching for a "Shock and Awe" demonstration up close and personal
Twin brothers die in fall on Mt. McKinley
Ironically, both landed at same time...family is in Denali....
bad headline policy is still in effect.
U.S. army probes why troops go wild in Columbia
Ummmm...Cocaine and Loose Columbian Women? just a guess.
City hopes to cut crime with scooter ban
Hell's Angels can still kill people, trash bars as long as they ride real motorcycles
Women-only train cars irritate some men
As does Lifetime Network programming
Cat Survives Fire, House Explosion
Only To Be Run Over By Fire Truck
well, that's the headline funny for tonight. eat your heart out, Moe. Just don't forget to salt it first...heh!
Jewish jokes are allowed on this site as long as they are clean and funny.
Don't make me put up a "No Israel Bashing Zone" button up on my blog....
that is all.