Could It Be?.... Headlines!

Florida State Can Keep Its Seminoles

Native Amercans Lose Bid For Freedom

CU falls off list of party schools

Got really, really drunk

Scarlett crashes car eluding paparazzi

Rhett still doesn't give a damn

Rolling Stones ‘start it up’ with a bang

Faulty defibrillator explodes

Watch Dr Who on your phone

Something else to do while you're driving

It’s official, Brad and Jen are divorced

Who F@#%&*g Cares?

Fetus May Not Feel Pain Until Third Trimester, Study Finds

Study Still Not Sure, As Fetus Was Unable To Say "Ow"

Forensic astronomers date famous photograph

Forensic astronomers are very, very lonely

Fires, floods leave trail of death and destruction in Europe

Bush Blamed

Floods cause chaos in southern Germany

Trains were 2 minutes late

Turkmen President Bans Lip Synching

Milli and Vanilli Lobby Congress to Declare War on Turkmenistan

Electric Company Worker Has Ear Bitten Off

In Other News, Retired Boxer Mike Tyson Finds Job With Utility Company


ok, that's all i can come up with for now. my funny bone is out of shape due to lack of use lately.

hope that changes soon.

only had 2 urges to smoke while writing this post...progress is being made!

thanks, y'all!