Could It Be?.... Headlines!
Florida State Can Keep Its Seminoles
Native Amercans Lose Bid For Freedom
CU falls off list of party schools
Got really, really drunk
Scarlett crashes car eluding paparazzi
Rhett still doesn't give a damn
Rolling Stones ‘start it up’ with a bang
Faulty defibrillator explodes
Watch Dr Who on your phone
Something else to do while you're driving
It’s official, Brad and Jen are divorced
Who F@#%&*g Cares?
Fetus May Not Feel Pain Until Third Trimester, Study Finds
Study Still Not Sure, As Fetus Was Unable To Say "Ow"
Forensic astronomers date famous photograph
Forensic astronomers are very, very lonely
Fires, floods leave trail of death and destruction in Europe
Floods cause chaos in southern Germany
Trains were 2 minutes late
Turkmen President Bans Lip Synching
Milli and Vanilli Lobby Congress to Declare War on Turkmenistan
Electric Company Worker Has Ear Bitten Off
In Other News, Retired Boxer Mike Tyson Finds Job With Utility Company
ok, that's all i can come up with for now. my funny bone is out of shape due to lack of use lately.
hope that changes soon.
only had 2 urges to smoke while writing this post...progress is being made!