Headlines! 8-28-05

Coffee 'better than veg'

I'm sure that somebody is happy to hear the news....

Sharon son indicted in corruption probe

Jack bribed to slip extra drugs to Ozzy

Few want to bite the bullet

Broken teeth, lead poisoning most popular deterrents

Martha Stewart, Unchained

Five Months Wasn't Long Enough

California attorney general wants warning label on fries, chips

Majority of rest of country wants warning labels on Democrats

Conn. Girl Fights for Grissom's Space Suit

Former Giants Outfielder Marquis Doesn't Recall Owning Space Suit

China hunts for 13 runaway crocodiles

Also practices saying "Crikey!" with proper Australian accent

No Sign of Legendary Cat in Monitor Cannon

In Related News, Cat Bones Found in Merrimac

Iowa Man Walks Off Without Paying for Leg

Says They Were Charging an Arm For It

New Process May Lead to Mad Cow Diagnosis

Is Known For Now as "O'Donnell Test"



well, folks, on that note i shall end tonight's headlines.

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