Coffee 'better than veg'
I'm sure that somebody is happy to hear the news....
Sharon son indicted in corruption probe
Jack bribed to slip extra drugs to Ozzy
Few want to bite the bullet
Broken teeth, lead poisoning most popular deterrents
Martha Stewart, Unchained
Five Months Wasn't Long Enough
California attorney general wants warning label on fries, chips
Majority of rest of country wants warning labels on Democrats
Conn. Girl Fights for Grissom's Space Suit
Former Giants Outfielder Marquis Doesn't Recall Owning Space Suit
China hunts for 13 runaway crocodiles
Also practices saying "Crikey!" with proper Australian accent
No Sign of Legendary Cat in Monitor Cannon
In Related News, Cat Bones Found in Merrimac
Iowa Man Walks Off Without Paying for Leg
Says They Were Charging an Arm For It
New Process May Lead to Mad Cow Diagnosis
Is Known For Now as "O'Donnell Test"
well, folks, on that note i shall end tonight's headlines.
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