I've Been Tagged!

The Thong Pirate has tagged me with the "If I Could Be..." meme.

basil tried to do the same, but was just wasn't fast enough. busy watching the Catfish, i bet.

anyhoo, here goes...

If I could be an athlete, i'd make tons of money and not take steroids. unless i was getting old and losing my edge....

If I could be a scientist, i would invent the cure for everything, and sell it to the highest bidder, and make a ton of money....

If I could be a musician, i'd make a ton of money and then drink and drug myself into incoherency, thus guaranteeing that MTV would put me in my own reality show.

If I could be a professor, i'd teach the college students that it is wrong to be a smelly hippie, French or otherwise anti-American. not much money in it, but otherwise satisfying.

If I could be a librarian, i'd occasionally yell as loud as i could just to make people jump. heh.



So here's how it works. Immediately following there is a list of 19 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be..." Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.

For example, if the selected occupation was "pirate" you might take the phrase "If I could be a pirate..." and add to it "I would sail the 7 Seas, dating lasses from around the worlde." See how easy that is? Here's the list:

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...

so, who will the next victims be?

we'll have to wait a day or so to find out, because my little town is about to experience an 8 hour blackout starting in a few minutes, while the electric company does some work on the local substation.

that's all for now. must find candles and *shudders* a radio.....

UPDATE

i have tagged phin, The Babaganoosh, and sortapundit.

let's see what they have to say.

that is all.