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What 115 Men Are Thinking

Where to find 115 Loose Women

Philips sinks on weak results

Standard screws happy, remain strong

Gordon Moore Looks Back--And Forward

Injures Neck While Doing So

John Paul II Laid Groundwork for Pope in His Image

John Paul II Recently Laid Into Ground

Providence detective meets his end with own gun

Shoots self in [pinkytoe]

Detroit's Kilpatrick made Time's worst-mayor list

Time says his ratings would have been higher if he was caught smoking crack


that's all the funny i can come up with tonight.

see you all tomorrow!