Chronology of the Staines triple murder case
I thought the Staines case had something to do with a dress and Bill Clinton...my bad
Adrian bears down on Central America
Rocky Balboa heads south to find his wife
Grenade tossed at Bush no dud
Unlike the President, if you believe First Lady
Iran adamant on nuke programme
Programmes! Get your Programmes! Can't tell which nuke is which without one!
Space weapons seen as possibility
DOD is reviewing Frank J.'s blueprints for S.M.I.T.E.
Queen says it's good to be back in Canada
Elton John re-visits Toronto, eh?
Google heralds the Desktop Search for Enterprise
Trekkies are thrilled
Selig sells Congress on steroids
Expect bigger, more aggresive Congressmen next season
It's Out With the Old as CBS Cancels 4 Shows
Rather Has Company in the Unemployment Line
U.S. panel backs off ban on women in combat roles
Will experiment with women in combat roles while they are experiencing PMS...First all-female platoon begins combat training next month
Survey: Diabetes patients not watching levels
Survey also says carpenters are
Medical robots start work at London hospital
"Patch-Cord Adams" model is officially released in England
what? you think this is easy or something? i slave all day over a hot CPU just to bring you the funny and all i get is a snicker? oy. i'm going over to Moe's house. at least he understands.
'Vine that ate South' cuts drinkers' thirst
By wrapping tendrils tightly around drinkers' throats
On Senate floor, the battle is on
Dark Side wins...heh!
on that note, this installment of headline news comes to an end.
as always, feel free to discuss my lack of humor in the comments. or tell me if you actually laughed!
that is all.