Headline Time Again

Teens say oral sex not really sex

Teens believe Bill Clinton's perception of sex

Google to gather personal video clips

Will start with Paris Hilton and Pamala Anderson video clips

When parents and teens clash over religion

Parent: Time to go to church!
Teen: I can't go to church! My Sunday pants actually cover my [pinkytoe]!

Caught On Tape: Pond Skimming

Unfortunately, not enough people gave Sortapundit money, so we'll never see it

Selecting The Next Pope

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe

'Minutemen' Volunteer to Watch U.S. Border

'One if by land, Two if by sea' system scrapped in favor of cell phones

38 minor-leaguers violate MLB's drug policy

Wanted to be just like Major Leaguers

Bill Would Let Patients Pick Nurse Gender

Clinton Still Upset Over Hilary's Orders To Only Let Male Nurses Near Him

Government sex Web site promotes abstinence

Does not practice what it preaches

Vegetarians on Raw-Food Diets Have Low Bone Mass

Also Have Low Brain Mass

Are Girl Scouts Pushing Junk Food?

Yes. I'll Take Ten Boxes Of Thin Mints, Please!

You Don't Care Enough About Your Hearing, Study Shows

WHAT????

Ancient Mayans mass produced salt

Needed it to make human sacrifices taste better

Mourners file past pope's body

Filings expected to be auctioned on eBay


once again, i'll stop before i offend anyone. especially myself.

that's all for now!