Jackson at hospital again, for back pain
Says it hurts when he bends over...no wait, that's next week's news.
User of Medical Marijuana Says She'll Continue to Fight
Against What, She Can't Quite Remember
US: Clinton defends Deep Throat, Kissinger critical
Clinton Likes Old-School Porn, Kissinger Prefers New Stuff
Microsoft aims at the BlackBerry market
Plans to computerize fruit have organic farmers worried
Cranberry juice may fight viruses, study finds
Study also urges dumb people to not pour juice into their computers
N.C. School Race Undecided After 7 Months
Them Kids Run Mighty Slow
Experts Gather to Discuss Antarctic Issues
Agree That It Is Very Cold Down There
Study Looks at Yellowstone Roads, Bison
Study Finally Identifies Smelly Substance Covering Yellowstone Roads
Brazil suspends logging permits in deforested Amazon state
Lack of trees to cut cited
California botanists find rare grass species not seen since 1912
After smoking it, California botanists proclaim it to be "primo, dude!"
Semifinalists Named in Desert Robot Race
R2D2 in Lead, C3PO a Distant Second
Corporations Entering World of Blogs
Then Firing Employees Found to be Blogging About Them
'Cinderella Man' in fighting form at box office
As is it's star in hotel lobby
Iran sends rare Bacon painting to Britain
Britons boil and eat it, then exclaim "mmmm, Bacon"
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