More Headline News 6-12-05

Howard Dean Renews Attacks on Republicans

His Battle Cry is "YEEEEAAAAAARRRRGH!"

18 nations' debt goes away

Lucky bastages...

Should Patriot Act provisions be expanded?

Terrorists around the world say "Hell, No!"

White House snubs Crowe

Make your own joke in the comments.

"MacGyver" Boss Dies

Anderson Tries To Bring Him Back To Life With a Swiss Army Knife, a Piece of Chewing Gum, and the Batteries From His Walkman, Fails

Pistons head home with Ginobili on their mind

And Gin and Tonic on their breath

The medical pot hysteria

The title "Reefer Madness" was already taken

N.J. Men Take to Trees in Climbing Tourney

N. CA Men Just Hug Trees

German city prepares "sex huts" ahead of World Cup

Expected to do more business than Pizza Huts

Senate May Weigh Climate in Energy Bill

If They Can Figure Out How to Build the Scale

144 Arrested At Huge Cockfight

Ron Jeremy, Tommy Lee Among Arrestees


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