Headline News 6-19-05

North Korea's Kim says might give up missiles

Is trying to find Nuke-O-Derm patches to make it easier to quit

puns, Dane? i am the King of bad puns....heh!

European press review

European press is found to be just as anti-American as American press

Credit card holders exposed to fraud

As if high interest rates, huge late fees, overdraft charges and being in debt up to your pinkytoe weren't bad enough

Google to take on Paypal

Most people's money is on Paypal to win

Bottle attack on DiCaprio

Is excuse he gives for not showing up to work because he had a hangover

King Tut is back in the US to wow audiences

Martin's latest tour comes home

Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy King
sorry if you have the song stuck in your head again....hee hee heeeee!

Another Quake Hits Off California Coast

moehawk considers moving to Nevada...nice, geologically stable Nevada....

Janet suffers humour bypass

Nowhere near as entertaining as her 'Wardrobe Malfunction'

Ochoa triumphs with birdie binge

Is later seen vomiting feathers, denies having triumph disorder

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Alternate Title: Cheech and Chong Meet The Love Bug

Sen. Robert C. Byrd Laments KKK Connection

Wishes Klan was still as powerful as it was in the 60's

Israel apologizes to U.S. over China arms sale

Uh, Sorry, dude, but we needed the shekels....and all we got was a bunch of lousy yuan....

yes, Moe, bad headline rule has been called by the ump....

Groups Gather for Human Sexuality Summit

PC Term For a Massive Orgy

Burners' Bummer

Dude, we're out of weed.

S.C. Officials Investigate Bird Deaths

All Residents of Columbia, S.C. Should Avoid "Chicken Sammiches" Unless You Trust Your Chef....


well, on that one, i'm out of here.

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thanks!