Headline News 6-19-05
North Korea's Kim says might give up missiles
Is trying to find Nuke-O-Derm patches to make it easier to quit
puns, Dane? i am the King of bad puns....heh!
European press review
European press is found to be just as anti-American as American press
Credit card holders exposed to fraud
As if high interest rates, huge late fees, overdraft charges and being in debt up to your pinkytoe weren't bad enough
Google to take on Paypal
Most people's money is on Paypal to win
Bottle attack on DiCaprio
Is excuse he gives for not showing up to work because he had a hangover
King Tut is back in the US to wow audiences
Martin's latest tour comes home
Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy King
sorry if you have the song stuck in your head again....hee hee heeeee!
Another Quake Hits Off California Coast
moehawk considers moving to Nevada...nice, geologically stable Nevada....
Janet suffers humour bypass
Nowhere near as entertaining as her 'Wardrobe Malfunction'
Ochoa triumphs with birdie binge
Is later seen vomiting feathers, denies having triumph disorder
Herbie: Fully Loaded
Alternate Title: Cheech and Chong Meet The Love Bug
Sen. Robert C. Byrd Laments KKK Connection
Wishes Klan was still as powerful as it was in the 60's
Israel apologizes to U.S. over China arms sale
Uh, Sorry, dude, but we needed the shekels....and all we got was a bunch of lousy yuan....
yes, Moe, bad headline rule has been called by the ump....
Groups Gather for Human Sexuality Summit
PC Term For a Massive Orgy
Dude, we're out of weed.
S.C. Officials Investigate Bird Deaths
All Residents of Columbia, S.C. Should Avoid "Chicken Sammiches" Unless You Trust Your Chef....
well, on that one, i'm out of here.
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